Tea Party With A Vengeance

Places online say that this is not a parody. I would believe it, as if it were a parody they wouldn't have tried to be so subtle about showing that same black guy 6 different times.

I don't understand teabaggers. At all. I've been trying to figure out what it must be like inside their brains:




You might notice health care is not in this mind at all, as it is simply too frightening to even think about









For a baseline for comparison, I've also added in an Average American/non-teabagger brain scan:





As you can see, the brain is functioning at a normal level.











Maybe it's wrong to mock Tea Baggers so much. But, honestly, they call themselves teabaggers. I mean, anti-bush protests didn't run around claiming "We are Bush Munchers!" As funny as that would have been. I hate to just flat out call them all idiots because thats what these same people were calling all the anti-bush protesters. But they seriously need to get a fucking handle on things. They are protesting higher taxes, yet taxes haven't been raised, and in this economy they probably won't get raised anyway. They oppose a health care bill that hasn't been passed yet and, in its current form, is basically a 2000 page long essay on why Americans should buy health insurance for themselves (and yes, I know it is far more complicated with that, but stick with me). When you really don't have an actually cause to rally around it just attracts a lot of fringe people who hate Obama and Democrats on principle. I'm all for a healthy amount of protest in any society, from whatever direction it is coming from. But these guys seriously need to stop making overly dramatic movies that open on helicopters flying over Washington and then move into dramatic reenactments starring morons who actually own powdered wigs.