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There was a specific reason for me to post this blog. Something I wanted to share. Something that is completely vaccated my mind. So instead I'm going to quote my coffee cup till I think of it: "Why must innocent coffee be the object of your Spleen? That harmless and healing Liquor, which INDULGENT PROVIDENCE first sent amongst us, at a time when Fanatick Zeal had intoxicated the Nation, and we wanted a Drink at once to make us SOBER AND MERRY."

I didn't think of it. Perhaps I left it in the other room. How can I leave a thought in another room, you ask? Tis a good question.

Jesus, well this is going to be a boring blog. Homer Simpson would say, "I have seen plays that were more exciting then this. Honest to god, plays!" Maybe I'm just tired.

Have you ever noticed that you don't really hear the term "Jugs" any more in regards to womens' brestseses? What about "Hooters" or "knockers"? Where have these wonderful expressions gone? Have we stopped objectifing womens boobs? Are we raising a generation that can't vulgurly insult women with humorous slang terms for their body parts? Is this a world we want to live in? Call a coworker sweet thing and slap her booty while pointing out her cans to your boss. Everyone will think you are cool if you do this. And you have to believe that, because I wrote it on the internet. It's not sexual harasment if you use silly words.

I put on my hawaiian shirt today. I believe that if someone where to make an RPG character based on me hawaiian shirts would give +5 to silliness. No one can take a person in a hawaiian shirt seriously.

A little over a year ago I attempt to create a new blog that would be a place for me to toss up some random fiction that I have written. I promptly lost the password for said site. So I am going to give it another try. I had to sign up an account over at wordpress to view some unnamed persons blog and so I figured I'd set up shop there. Hopefully this one will last longer than my last attempt to do such a blog. The link is http://morthofthenorth.wordpress.com/

Now if you'll excuse me I have to find a new hiding place to get out of doing work.