Matt Moore had a dream about women so beautiful that he actually woke up pissed off that all women weren't so wonderful, albeit other women aren't so fictional, so there is a trade off. 06:47 am
Matt Moore is listening to "Monday, Monday" by the Mamas and the Papas. "Monday Monkey lives for the weekend." -Leela 06:53 am
Matt Moore drinks coffee like a pro. 07:01 am
Matt Moore realizes he forgot to put his clothes in the dryer last night, and now is going to be late. 07:10 am
Matt Moore can't find his goddamn wallet. 07:11 am
Matt Moore wants to put whiskey in his coffee now. 07:11 am
Matt Moore is out of whiskey. 07:23 am
Matt Moore is outt of herre, scukers! Woo! Works is goigng to be aweesome. Parrr-rrty! 07:33 am
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Most status updates are meaningless anyway. Yours seem to fit right in.
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